Cairo Smith

I’m a pretty normal guy, except demons fuck my ass. I’m trying to stop them but I’ve mostly given up. You may or may not have heard of this situation before. It’s not common but there are probably fifty thousand people or so dealing with it worldwide. We call it DFMA usually. Demons Fuck My Ass. Self-explanatory. Our most mainstream moment of representation lately was the movie This is the End, where Jonah Hill has DFMA, although he ends up possessed, which I’m mostly sure can’t happen in real life.