Kevin Richard White

The competitor was born and raised Methodist but is now a Roman Catholic (he admits privately that he does not know the difference and also says it does not matter). The competitor only hit twelve home runs last year. He hit thirty-seven the year before. He chalks this up to his new holistic diet and ongoing divorce proceedings. He asked for a pay increase, which he did not get. The competitor knows nothing of Senate proceedings, pork barrel spending, balsamic reductions, postmodern literature, triskaidekaphobia, car insurance policies, window sealing, collateralized debt obligations, mail sorting procedures, cassowaries, or health savings accounts.